DISCLAIMER: This are jokes and are not suppose to be taken seriously
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Asian, one is Mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The Asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the Mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
Me: "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby: Opens mouth.
Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
Baby: Opens mouth.
Me: "OH NO! It's the Taliban!" Hits baby in the forehead with the spoon. "KA-BOOM"
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barkeeper says,
"Hey, that's pretty cool, wher'd ya get it?" And the parrot says, "AFRICA!"
"Hey, that's pretty cool, wher'd ya get it?" And the parrot says, "AFRICA!"
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
A: When they dance they make it rain.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.
A: Neighbor.