DISCLAIMER : These are Jokes and are not suppose to be taken seriously. Also to all the people who have lost loved ones to 9/11 please forgive me.
A:Knock Knock!
B:Who's there?
A:9/11!
B:9/11 who?
A:.. you said you wouldn't forget
B:Who's there?
A:9/11!
B:9/11 who?
A:.. you said you wouldn't forget
9/11 is the reason we can't pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars.
Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?
A: What Trade Centre?
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh s**t, it IS a plane!
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh s**t, it IS a plane!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center?
A: Ten seconds flat.
A: Ten seconds flat.